Eis que a essa altura, delita e fluida a humana enfibratura, e a terra não sofrendo tal chuvência, comoveu-se a Divina Providência, e Deus, piedoso e energético, brandou:
NÃO CHOVE MAIS, MARIA!

E ela parou.

aconnormanning:

tell ur dogs i said hi ok?

(via legalmexican)

arkhams:

(opens webcam application)

(closes webcam application)

(via love-personal)

nothing-bagel:

Ever realize how nothing matters and you can just walk out in the middle of a class and buy a scone

(via legalmexican)

tinderofficial:

me

(via unicornia-nascolinas)

margotkim:

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

(via eraparaserlecau)

intermittents:

(18+)

(via bigodinho-voador)

(via defensor)

(via com-humor)

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

(via c-teardrops)